Bassnectar Tonight at the 9:30 Club OR how you will end up with less cum in your body by the end of the night

If dubstep or grimey electronic music if your thing; if breaking your neck and back to grinding, pulsing, and visceral tones, then tonight is your night, D.C.! The God-King of BOOM himself, Bassnectar is providing the Sonic Architecture for tonight's events at the 9:30 Club in NW Washington.

If you're not hip to the dip, check this out:


Thats just the first song that comes up on the YouTube search. Check this one out, but try not to break your neck:



Or this one, make sure as to not pull your back:





Now, if you can see yourself gyrating to this all night, I suggest you find yourself some crazy, grimey, filthy heads just like your sick-minded self and crew on up to the City tonight. Remember, if you're going to ride dirty, take that shit before going in the club. No one gets caught, tongiht. Right? RIGHT! Oh by the way, if you check the site, tickets are sold out. But don't be a bitch and let that deter you. You'll find a way. Just bring extra lip balm and some Listerine.