Opening Line

There's a rule somewhere that says if you don't know how to start something in your own words, use a quote. So, this one is a favorite of mine.

"We would be a lot safer if the Government would take its money out of science and put it into astrology and the reading of palms. Only in superstition is there hope. If you want to become a friend of civilization, then become an enemy of the truth and a fanatic for harmless balderdash." - Kurt Vonnegut