Bassnectar Tonight at the 9:30 Club OR how you will end up with less cum in your body by the end of the night

If dubstep or grimey electronic music if your thing; if breaking your neck and back to grinding, pulsing, and visceral tones, then tonight is your night, D.C.! The God-King of BOOM himself, Bassnectar is providing the Sonic Architecture for tonight's events at the 9:30 Club in NW Washington.

If you're not hip to the dip, check this out:


Thats just the first song that comes up on the YouTube search. Check this one out, but try not to break your neck:



Or this one, make sure as to not pull your back:





Now, if you can see yourself gyrating to this all night, I suggest you find yourself some crazy, grimey, filthy heads just like your sick-minded self and crew on up to the City tonight. Remember, if you're going to ride dirty, take that shit before going in the club. No one gets caught, tongiht. Right? RIGHT! Oh by the way, if you check the site, tickets are sold out. But don't be a bitch and let that deter you. You'll find a way. Just bring extra lip balm and some Listerine.

This was a question our leader actually had to answer on live television. I hope his opposition enjoys their so-called victory

Zach Galifianakis Smokes Joint on Real Time with Bill Maher: CA Prop 19

If you live in California, today is a BIG day. Prop 19 will either be smashed into compost, or Marijuana will be legal in California, across the board and outright. This is a clip taken from Friday's episode of Real Time with Bill Maher. Zach Galifianakis Smokes a Joint on live television. Whether or not it was in suppport of Prop 19 or purely an impulse he had at the moment is for you the viewer to decide. But I feel it was political. I love that Zach doesn't pass it to Bill, but to the white lady in the pink dress, who merely smells the joint, confirming its authenticity.

Touch My Body (Tuts My Barreh) / Karaoke Fail (English subtitles)

This video is stolen from theMMPodcast.com but I don't care. It will make you belly laugh.

Attendance at Rally For Sanity doubles Glenn Beck's Rally to Restore Honor

I may be doing this to gloat, but I feel mainly I'm doing it because I love the fact more people who were obviously high on either weed or mushrooms or at the very least Peter, Bjorn, and John albums, showed up to make a statement than Glenn Beck's Horde of Hypnotized Honor Restorers.