From Zone2HomeBrew : Illustrated Zombie Bible Classic #2 - David vs. Goliath

Young David bests the mighty Zombie Goliath with nothing but a rock and sling as the undead hordes look on.

Check out the hi resolution shot of the picture here.

From Zone2HomeBrew : ZOMBIE BIBLE CLASSIC #1

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give to you the first installment of the Zombie Bible Classics #1 by my good friend and fellow blogger, Timmy Reis. In our first installment, we have Moses laying the smack down on some bitch-ass zombie fucks who're tryin to fuck with the parting of the Red Sea. As you can see, these punk bitches stand no chance against his staff or his muthafuckin heater. BLOW!

In this first installment of the Illustrated Zombie Bible Classics series, Moses handles two zombies with his staff and his .45 while parting the waters of the Red Sea.

GET PWND YOU STANK MOUTH BRIT BASTARD!!

Was there any wonder? Was there a single doubt in your mind? 2 knockdowns in the 1st round. KO in the second. If you didn't know, now you know. Truth.

A Special Anniversary : The Best Internet Hoax Ever

Today May 2 2009 marks the 4-year anniversary of my personal favorite internet hoax: THE LION vs MIDGETS MASSACRE! Yes yes, if you didn't know, this story is a hoax. A lion did not really take out 42 little people in one sitting as a crowd of crazed Cambodians corralled around a ring throwing money at bookies with cigarettes hanging from their mouths, apathetic to these poor little people's situation. One could get fooled, as I did when I first read this because it was posted to a fake link from The BBC using their templates. It looked fairly real without any inspection. But bbc.co.fake isn't a real net extension. Read it if you haven't already. It's fucking gruesome fun.


Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

An African Lion much like this is responsible for the death of 28 Cambodian Midgets

Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion

Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.

The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

Unfortunately, he was wrong.

Pacquiao vs. Hatton Tomorrow Night

I'm not even going to do a write up. I'm too biased on this issue. Pac Man all the way. I hope Manny runs circles around that slack-jawed Brit until he sees stars. Until he speaks without that horrible accent. I hope that dude gets hit so hard the stink flies out of his nasty, under-treated, neglected, rotting mouth and then circles around his head in a counter clock-wise motion back into his face, like a shot of mace, further disabling him to defend himself. I hope that speedo wearing rape child gets mashed up so bad even English people are like "DAMN HE'S UGLY! AND I'M ENGLISH!" and he is forced into exile, only allowed to live and dwell in the Faulkland Islands, surviving only on the resources he's allowed to find on the Islands themselves, sealed off from the rest of his countrymen and family. I hope that mutated sperm cultivated from warm light and oxygen off of a toilet seat in Manchester gets hit so hard his diet of beans and eggs boiled in a sheeps guts is knocked involuntarily out of his anus and is projected on all of his corner men and they're all like, "OY! WHAS ALL 'IS 'EN??!" in that awful Manchester cadence. That'd actually probably just be like them taking a shower. Oh yeah, I also hope that when Pacquiao hits that manchild so hard that the force of the blow itself actually corrects the way that Gollom-like, WASP face of his looks. That'd be nice, too. I think I'm done.